I’ve got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn’t invite Michael. Surprised? Well, shame on you.”ģ1- Jim: “It’s true.
Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. What’s he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backwards, baggy pants… he says something ordinary like… ‘yo, thats shizzle.’ Okay. And, apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.ģ0- Michael: “Close your eyes. I just think it’s insulting that Jan thinks we need this. I’m in the healthiest relationship of my life. ”Ģ9- Angela: I’m not gaining anything from this seminar. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just… took ’em all out.Ģ6- “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”Ģ7- “You Know, A Human Can Go On Living Seven Hours After Being Decapitated.”Ģ8- Angela : “If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid.Ģ5- Jim: That actually took a while. As much as I might want to.”Ģ4- Pam: Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke. And it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam. And at some point, the daddy can’t take a bath with the kids anymore. And even though we’re still a family here at Dunder-Mifflin, families grow. You don’t even know.”Ģ3- Michael: “Times have changed a little. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning.”Ģ2- Kelly Kapoor :“You guys, I’m like really smart now. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I’d pick them every time. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.Ģ0- Michael: “Do I have a special someone? Uh well, yeah of course. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. It’s every parent’s dream.”ġ8- “Every Little Boy Fantasizes About His Fairy-Tale Wedding.”ġ9- Dwight: When I die, I wanna be frozen. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”ġ6- Michael Scott:“I don’t even consider myself a part of society.”ġ7- “I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. But he does deserve it, though.”ġ5- Michael Scott: “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. You know, these actually don’t sound that funny one after another. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are… at vision.”ġ4- Jim: “Just a simple macro. One thing about deer, they have very good vision.
Millions of families suffer every year!”ġ1- “‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’ – Wayne Gretsky’ – Michael Scott”ġ2- “Saddle Shoes With Denim? I Will Literally Call Child Protective Services.”ġ3- Dwight:” I’m a deer hunter. To Give You A Reference Point I Am Somewhere Between A Snake And A Mongoose… And A Panther.”ĩ- Michael Scott:“Call me as ASAP as possible.”ġ0- Dwight Schrute : “Identity theft is not a joke Jim. I just want to eat.”Ĥ- “If You Pray Enough, You Can Turn Yourself Into A Cat Person.”ĥ- Michae l Scott : “Why are you the way that you are?”Ħ- “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them.”ħ- Michael Scott: “I am running away from my responsibilities. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”ģ- Pam Beesly :“I don’t care what they say about me. You can also use some of these The Office quotes as wallpaper.ġ- Pam Bees ly : I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.”Ģ- Kevin Malone : “I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. Here you will find the quotations of many of the characters playing in the series, especially Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute and more. We listed best The Office quotes from the show.